| Jayne Applegate wondered what she was doing standing at the desk of the receptionist at Fantises R Us to have a week of her fantasy to get deflowered. Who would have thought that she was a twenty-nine year old plain-jane librarian? Jayne held tight to her vinyl purse and wondered if she could sneak out the door unnoticed. She laughed at herself thinking who would notice her? Jayne made it to the door but it would not open successful keeping her in when she desperately wanted out. What was she thinking to shell out a half year of her salary just to lose her virginity? It was too late to make her escape as the fantasy facilitor glided up to her. As she made her way after the hologram to exit through the door in her office, she found out the door only opened after her presentation! Jayne wanted out now! In the midst of the chaos Jayne caused by leaping out of recliner, she saw the man of her dreams wearing a poet's shirt. She always loved a man in a poet's shirt, then she realized he was not a man but a cyborg! How dumb was that? Pathetic plain-jane was in love with a cyborg with sparkling blue eyes and long blonde hair! Could her life get any worse?
Roxi Romano tells a hilarious story that I could not put down! The book was filled with fairytales that went wrong and hot steamy sex that was fast paced and a joy to read. When Jayne chose the Cinderella package, Prince Charming found himself ready to serve Jayne. He found out how much trouble that would be! This book is a must read and definitely a keeper!
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Reviewer: Linda B. |